Got new glasses! After 18 months, new lenses were kinda in order, and Mum needed new and bigger ones, too, so I pinched her old frames—they’re black like my old ones, but these are plastic, so a lot lighter than the metal frames I had; and they’re those awesome Change Me thingies, where you can click on new temples. Our trusty opticians have that offer running that, if you get new glasses, you can get two pairs of temples for free, so, hell, yes.

Excuse my face and all the rest of me.

Quickly burnt a copy of the Lewis soundtrack for Ch. Also, scanned the front and back covers and utilised thick paper and tissue paper to make a proper sleeve. Yes, good.

1. Ch. gave me Lewis feelings. I had to taunt her with a photo of me squeeing.

2. Me, well on my way to driving Ch. clinically insane? Who knows.

Me and ties. Ties and me. We like each other. The Full Windsor still needs a little work (black tie), but I’ve got the simple one down, I think (red tie). Yus.

Went to HB and delivered the paper, am now feeling so much better and listening to Cabin Pressure’s ‘Ottery St. Mary.’ Because it makes me very happy.

And, oh look, I cut and dyed my hair yesterday.