Told my mum about ff.net purging explicit content and stuff. Suffice it to say, she doesn't know I'm a diligent smut writer.
Me, sipping my tea:
They might as well just take my entire profile down, then!
Mum:
Too many swear words?
Me:
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Me:
Yeah, too many swear words.
