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mamalaz:

Merlin Prison AU

Arthur is a Prison Officer at Camelot Penitentiary, a place where his father Uther is the warden and the prisoners are all illegal magic users. He initially thinks the incarcerated men and women are all monsters until he meets their leader Merlin, who changes everything Arthur believed about magic. Before he knows it, they’re working together to bring the prison down. 

24 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 1,264 notes
tonsoftroubledtribbles:

no one can convince me they are not wearing roller skates in this 
no one

tonsoftroubledtribbles:

no one can convince me they are not wearing roller skates in this 

no one

1 hour ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 3,656 notes
1 hour ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 2,823 notes
sidleyparkhermit:

frektane:

i’m literally about to cry this is so cute

a d o r b z

sidleyparkhermit:

frektane:

i’m literally about to cry this is so cute

a d o r b z

1 hour ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 6,961 notes
2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 1,033 notes
julystorms:

randomredux:

elenilote:

weissidian:

sometimes i just

a lot of times

Best use of a cat

How I spend a lot of my time honestly

julystorms:

randomredux:

elenilote:

weissidian:

sometimes i just

a lot of times

Best use of a cat

How I spend a lot of my time honestly

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 162,208 notes
dramatisecho:

“…there was a man with a big blue box.”

dramatisecho:

…there was a man with a big blue box.”

5 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 1,992 notes
sweaterwatson:

sentiment?

sweaterwatson:

sentiment?

6 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 1,863 notes
Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
- Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
7 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 25,519 notes

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

8 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 212,556 notes